Good morning, darlin’! OK, maybe it’s not morning to you, but I am one of those awake all night kind of people, so your dinnertime is my almost ready for lunch time, lol. As a matter of fact, I didn’t even get to bed, well, get to SLEEP, I should say, until almost noon today. Mama D had herself a little (and I do mean little…will explain in a moment) bit of some very young cock last night!
I was in the mood to do something a little hokey last night, so I went bowling with some of my girlfriends. They had been talking about this young guy that worked at the lanes; one of those poor schleps whose job it is to retrieve the balls and/or pins when they get all jacked up by people like me who can’t bowl for shit. This kid is probably in his mid 20’s, sturdily built and muscular, although prematurely bald and a tad bit paunchy and mid-30’s looking for one so young. Oh, and did I mention some of the thickest glasses I have ever seen…this kid certainly had the nebbish look going on, I must say!
Anyway, they had been talking about him for a few weeks, and they had mentioned how he seemed to be a bit socially inept, although possibly trainable. They also mentioned that he seemed drawn to women our age, which of course any young man in his right mind is. The big bear build was enough to pique my interest, so I decided to play with it and see where it might lead.
He of course noticed me right away, and was quite attentive all evening, enough so to earn an invitation back to my home, where I anticipated a night of wild fucking. Well, turns out this big boy wasn’t so big where it counts, if you know what I mean. I don’t really have an issue with small cocks, especially when I get to make fun of them, or you can make up in technique what you lack in size. But this cock was the tiniest thing I have ever seen, and I have seen my share to compare! It was so small, almost malformed, that I actually felt bad for the poor kid Adding insult to injury, he had no idea what to do with what little he had to work with, and I have a pretty strong suspicion that he was as sadly close to a virgin as he could be.
I have to give him credit for trying, but this sad little dude is pretty inept, and it is going to take me awhile to make some kind of man out of him. But I am up for the challenge, and I will stay the course. I am either going to teach him to be a lover extraordinaire, or I am gonna shove my 14 inch strap on deep in his ass then pimp him out to all my friends, lol.
If you would like to hear more about my diabolical plans to misspend his youth, or you would like to indulge in some dirty talk of your own with me, just pick up that phone and call me at home at 1-877-814-8469. Need more convincing? Just click here and take a look at my personal page. Plan to have your credit card handy, lol, cuz you will feel an urgency to call me right away!
Rates are $2.50 a minute with a 10 minute minimum. We accept 4 Major credit cards (Visa, MasterCard, American Express, and Discover). Your sexy lady will bill your time. All information we ask you is solely for credit card verification. You must be over 21 to play with us.
